Oh Hai! It's me, Cheddar.I would like to take issue wif certain kittehs *makes laser eyes at Colby* that have been...hold on, wot's dat phrase Mom told me? Here it is: "Impugning my character."
Ahem. It's true that, on occasion, my meow sounds a bit...squeaky. So much so that, in fact, the beans sometimes call it my "battle squeak." But dat does NOT mean I am a girly cat!
No, I am a big, strong, very-nearly Mancat. See, even "battle squeak" tells you so, because battle means fightin', right? And girls don't fight--oh, wait a minute.
Fancy fights.
Hmm.
Well, anyway, here is a pikshur of me and Colby wif a lizard dat I helped kill. Would a girly kitteh do that?
She would?
Well, it doesn't matter! I may be floofy, but I'm as masculine as dey come. Right, ladies?
um...right?
Cheddar, you are a furry studly Mancat in training! Just like me!
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Cheddar, I think you look very manly! I see nothin' girly about you.
ReplyDeleteCheddar you look pretty mancatly to us!! We can bit whoever said you are girly for you!!
ReplyDeleteYour FL furiends,
Cheddar...we think you are furry mancatly!!! And don't let Colby tell you otherwise....
ReplyDeleteAwww, poor little lizard! We don't see any here where we live. But we visited Mexico and they had really really giant ones that were scary.
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