The Cheezits: Colby and Cheddar: mike's hard lemonade victim video

Friday, June 13, 2008

Oh Noes! Cheezit to the Rescue!

Did this headline make you do a doubletake?

Teehee! That's really just a jokey fake news story that we mades on the Mike's Hard website, but isn't it cool? You can make your own, too! You just has to be over 21. We found out that you can only send the video through email, but it messes up if you try to link to it or put it on your blog, so we's just took a picture from the "news" story, which says that a kitteh gave a man "paw to mouth" resuscitation and then called an ambulance and meowed into the phoney thing!

There's also a sweepstakes you can enter for green papers to buy Temptashuns for your kittehs on the website.

P.S. we mades a mistake and put "colby" instead of "cheddar" on the pic. How many of you kittehs noticed it was the wrong name?! Aren't we silly.

Who Are Dese Orangey Kittehs, Anyway?

Once, we were just two scared little kittens, clinging to our mother. We must have been very poor, because we weren't very clean or healthy and we had (this is so embarrassing) worms and stuff. We lived day-to-day, and we both remember being very hungry, all the time.

It seemed like we were barely old enough to walk when we were taken away from our mother and brought to a strange place, with lots of other cats (and big scary dogs!). We didn't know why, or what we had done. This place became known to us only as the Shelter.

So, there we were: at the Shelter, in a cage, cuddled together, keeping our spirits up and waiting for a chance to escape, not knowing what else to do, when a surprising new face came to see us.

She smiled at us, and looked us over without poking her fingers in our faces. She made sure our itchy ears were cleaned and those embarrassing worms were taken care of. And she didn't put us back into the cage.

Instead, she took us to a new, totally different place. A place where we have lots of food to eat and fresh water to drink. A place where there's always clean litter. Where there are toys to chase and soft places to sleep.

And we learned a new word.

That word is, "Home."

We are Colby and Cheddar. And this is our story.