We're BAAAAAACK!

Did you miss us? Mom's all done wif dis summer vacation stuff, young beans are back in school, now it's our turn again!
Which meant we had to go to the V.E.T. the other day.

I did NOT like dat at ALL!

But I was furry smart. *preening*

See? Here's a pic of me, Cheddar, hiding in da V.E.T. office.

Okay, I knows you can't see me, because I am cleverly hiding, but I'm behind da scale.

Colby did not like da V.E.T. either. He tried to climb up the metal fing dat's used for weighing big fat goggies and woofers and he got his claws stuck and Mom had to get him down!

So, we gots out claws trimmed, too.

You know what, though? Fancy didn't mind the V.E.T. at all!

Oh, she didn't like riding in da big van, or being in a carrier (she had to share with Colby, but I got mah own because I'm so floofy).

Dis is me again, being floofy in mah carrier.


But Fancy didn't mind da V.E.T once we got dere. She walked all around da V.E.T. office. Here's a pikshur of Colby watching her. He liked to sit on da scale, when he wasn't huddling wif me in dah corner.

Fancy even--you won't BELIEVE this--*purred* at the V.E.T.!!! And she gave Mom head butts while we were dere, too.

Colby says she's a traitor cat.

But you know what? I fink she's just really brave.

What do you fink?

Wordless Wednesday: Window Shopping

Bean Birfday

Mom's a little behind this week on account of one of the boy Beans had a Birfday party.

We didn't like it much 'cause there were lots of loud beans around in the Big Water Hole outside on the Screamed Porch, and they got themselves completely wet on purpose and then they splashed! A lot. Colby almost got his fur wet lots of times but I was smart and stayed inside because I already knowed outside is dangerous. Not that anything ever happened to Colby or me but it's very open out on the porch and there's lots of noise out there and of course the Big Water Hole is waiting to get us soaked wif water. Also, at the party there were these squeaky girls that wanted to hug us and called us "pretty kitty" even though we are obviously BOY kittehs!

One good thing is that they had lots of food at the Birfday party and sometimes beans dropped stuff. Also they had this stuff Mom called a What A Melon or sumfin' like that. It smelled funny and it was all round and green.

Bad Kitty Cat Festival of Chaos Bachelor Kitties Edition!

We has a great and fabulous selection of kitty cat badness for the Festival today! We are truly thrilled to be hostin' for the first time with all these kitties writin' such wonderful stories for us!

Now...*ahem*...let's get started!

Because we are gentleman bachelor kitties, we will start with the ladies first:

Vera Lang is going to tell us all about Introducing a New Kitten to Your Older Cat over at Fine Pet Care .com. We bets it says somethin' bout givin' your cats treats in there somewhere, like those delicious temptashuns, right?

Then we has the lovely Debra, who's glad that it is Finally Friday, posting alongside the kitties without tails over at the MANX MNEWS.

Speaking of tails, Parker is swappin' tails and tellin' stories with his Tattle Tail Tuesday, perfectly posted at Perfectly Parker.

Then back to the ladies, as Kelly Cat goes old school with Traditional Friday Cat Blogging: Miss Caitie, and you know It's all Good.

TT&TOT Gang has a Friday post, too, called Finally Feline Friday: The Cats Came Back, at the aptly named This That & The Other Thing blog.

Dolphin, who had better be careful with a fishy name like that round all of us kittehs, rounds out our Friday-type posts with Feline Friday from the Dolphin's Dock.

Next we has Andrée making us laff with the LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the Fourth Sunday after Pentecost posted at meeyauw.


Mighty special Mog treats us with a triple threat:
Tuxie Tuesday posted at Mind of Mog, then Mancat Monday over at iInfidel, and last but not least, Finally Friday is up at iMeowza.

Boni Maroni is burning up the cat blogosphere with Sweltering Saturday inside the House of the (Mostly) Black Cats.

And finally, Sleeping Mommy says farewell with Goodbye Tabitha from sleepingmommy.com.

Wow! Thanks again to all the fantabulastic kittehs who made this issue of the Bad Kitty Cat Festival of Chaos a rousing success for us bachelor kittehs!

Woohoo! We Gets Yellow Treats!

I was not such a very good kitteh this weekend.

I bited Mom on the hand, and then I brokeded one of the keys on her laptop, and she never found it again.

She e-mailed Dad to let him know, because she was worried maybe I ated the key. And you know what Dad said?

He said, "Well, we could dissect him to find out." Dad thought that was funny. Now, does you think that was funny? At all?

No, I didn't think so.

And then Dad found out that Me and Cheddar peed in his suitcase so's he would remember us next time he went away.

And he was very unhappy with us, and didn't even make unfunny jokes for a while!

Which is why we were extra happy to get our yellow swappy gifts today from Mis Allie Cat! We wrote a little about it over on Swap N' Tails, but we gotses lots of stuff! And Mom had already forgiven us, so she let us play wif it all. AND she gots some neat stuff, too!

Thanks, Miz Allie Cat!